The best comeback to stupid pickup lines

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By Daris Howard
Special to The PREVIEW

Phil, my roommate, stopped me as I gathered my books to go study at the library. “Don’t you think that maybe you study too much?”

“I doubt it,” I replied. “I need to keep good grades so I can retain my scholarships or I won’t have enough money to pay for college.”

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